SenseiVITA.com | Most non-photographic images are original works see this page for more information about the site and copyrights | Every piece of information learned through this site should be considered fake/false unless/until verified and as such should not be repeated/propagated. If you wish to contact me, please do it by tele-phone (that’s telepathic phone,) though if you can do it by telepathic email, better. These, of course, are the newest trends, I understand if you’re unfamiliar. It’s easy though, the way it works is you just have to think it really hard and when you’re done press ⌃⌘⏻ (control+command+power button briefly) on a Mac, I don’t know for Windows, sorry. If you made a mistake or thought more than you should have, just shake your head and start over. I do need to ask you to kindly compress it in a zip file first as my inbox is filling up and I don’t want to have to clean up junk mail. Mail of people’s junk is the only good thing of email these days. The sensei appreciates your visit. Fuck you very much (as in I might be willing to-.)

NOTICE: This site makes no considerations for bandwidth-limited nor data-capped users, most images are huge and unoptimized, because they look always good. Video if any, won’t adapt to anything because it’s not embedded from YouTube as many would because I don’t what to give it your or my site’s data. I’m grateful you’re wasting your time with this nonsense, but don’t waste your resources; it’s probably not worth it. Thanks for visiting though! I send sloppy oral favors wishes your way.