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  • (no title)October 18, 2025
    I was reviewing my designs and I ran into Telefónica’s old logo. pictured in the featured image, it… It was so beautiful, why did… Read more: (no title)
  • WTF Fedora, again?!March 11, 2025
    I just had the perfect Fedora desktop, both in GNOME and in Plasma Workspaces, in GNOME particularly it was a beautiful floating top bar,… Read more: WTF Fedora, again?!
  • SNEAK BEHIND YOUR SPOUSE FOR SPORT: TANTRIC YOGA has been canceledJanuary 17, 2025
    Sneak Behind Your Spouse: Tantric Yoga has been canceled until further notice because our instructor was caught sneaking from his wife snorkeling on nearly… Read more: SNEAK BEHIND YOUR SPOUSE FOR SPORT: TANTRIC YOGA has been canceled
  • Microsoft Windows Updated the shit out of itself

    El Mazapán de Mimi
  • It continued like this…

    It continued like this…

    Uncategorized
  • Untitled post 2026
    Status
  • Pigging out in Breath of the Wild

    Pigging out in Breath of the Wild

    El Mazapán de Mimi, Uncategorized
  • Why does Google need my phone number to confirm it’s “me”?

    Why does Google need my phone number to confirm it’s “me”?

    It’s rant o’clock, Uncategorized
  • Newer Android comes with IaaS. Specifically: yours.

    Newer Android comes with IaaS. Specifically: yours.

    It’s rant o’clock
  • Creating links in UNIX filesystems

    Creating links in UNIX filesystems

    Uncategorized
  • WTF Fedora, again?!

    WTF Fedora, again?!

    Status
  • SNEAK BEHIND YOUR SPOUSE FOR SPORT: TANTRIC YOGA has been canceled

    Status
  • Using bridge mode with IPoE and pfSense or OpenWRT (how to)

    Using bridge mode with IPoE and pfSense or OpenWRT (how to)

    Fixes For, Network

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