Category: Status

Short stuff.

  • WTF Fedora, again?!

    WTF Fedora, again?!

    I just had the perfect Fedora desktop, both in GNOME and in Plasma Workspaces, in GNOME particularly it was a beautiful floating top bar, slightly rounded, perfectly spaced on all sides.

    It had been bugging me to update to Fedora 41 for a while, and it’s not like I said no. The thing failed to installed every time until I went to the CLI and forced it.

    For what? Losing my beautiful desktop yet again. I love you Fedora, I really do. I love dnf, is so easy to use…without apt‘s missing repo hell and al that. But it seems like each odd version you fuck it up just for fun. :/

    I think I might go back to Mojave. Or maybe try Catalina and see how much can I crack it open. I’m curious about trying even the newer super-locked down Macs baremetal, but I’m sure it’s going to be a waste of time since I’ll wipe it off as soon as I’m forbidden to do thing you do with the things you own.

    Fedora… C’mon!

  • SNEAK BEHIND YOUR SPOUSE FOR SPORT: TANTRIC YOGA has been canceled

    Sneak Behind Your Spouse: Tantric Yoga has been canceled until further notice because our instructor was caught sneaking from his wife snorkeling on nearly all of his male trainees and with all of his female trainees— Even with the six.

    We are deeply ashamed of this situation and ask you to not let it reflect on our reputation. We commit to never again let it be a six related to us.

    The Responsibility Condom assigned to you in the workshop is not refundable, however it is reusable and any residue should be perfectly organic and edible.

    Finally, the Pregnancy Scare Drills results were shuffled, you were going to be informed about this a few months later — or technically ago — as part of our Fun Engagement Dynamic v2 but given the circumstances our advisory board tells us that some of you might finding useful to get tested specially if you had a one-on-one enlightenment session with this instructor as his vasectomy was more in the metaphorical sense than in the clinical sense. It’s all implied in vibes you receive when you signed in our contracts.