I was reviewing my designs and I ran into Telefónica’s old logo. pictured in the featured image, it… It was so beautiful, why did they had to go and fuck it up.
Is it because I became a subscriber Telefónica? Are you trying to shoo me away, with such a hideous logo such as the new one, you should have no problem scaring me away.
You know The Legend of Zelda right? You have to, it’s older than time.
I just started playing Breath of the Wild, one of the latest games in the series, and I’m using latest sort of loosely since the game came around the year 2000 on the Nintendo Switch and Wii U, I believe. I think I have one of those BTW (a Wii U), it’s been loaned for several years. I hope it’s still there.
As it is tradition of mine, I’ve play most of the game with some sort of computer nearby for help. I’m not a good or even decent gamer, but I have fun and cheating with walkthroughs and whatnot doesn’t spoil the game for me, on the contrary, it gets me excited to get there and see it from myself regardless if I already watched the actual video on YouTube, or this IGN site, or whatever. Sidenote: I feel the same way about movies and TV shows, I need to know what happens before I watch it. I guess I need to control my excitement, I dunno what it is.
Back to the game with the little mute transvestite, or is it cross-dresser? I don’t know. Leave your comments below. Psych ! This ain’t YouTube.
Piggying out AKA cooking in Zelda is a little confusing because there are hidden metrics, this does this, but another of this does that.
Eventually I got the hang of it, if you need help with it, refer to other sites, I’m here just to mention what I did not see anywhere. Not on YT, not on several Zelda wikis or even on this IGN site. It might be IGM, I don’t know, I’m not sure but only because I definitely don’t care.
There are several food groups right? (I’m including critters and all potions shit in that). The basic food without boost/buff restores health. There’s no equivalent basic food for stamina, the other meter you need to be aware of.
Oh, by the way, this would only be useful for anybody if they have at least the first row of heart containers complete, and you’ve maxed out your permanent stamina. At this point it’s very likely you’ve the LCD1 has gotten a few outfits for her drag show or not to need any boost meal so you can focus on doing health and stamina replenishing meals. She just needs two garments to get immunity to heat, cold, shocks, vaginas, you name it, so that leaves space to wear a nice little sash but since there aren’t any, your best bet will often be Gerudo Trump helmet, it’s golden and so tacky, but in one piece you get lightning immunity.
With that done, let’s get to the health replenishers first. This is what I never saw anybody mention. If you have enough, but not all possible heart — or even if you do, since I believe you can’t get the two full rows if you maxed stamina — the only health boost meals you’re ever going to need are those that say something about “max hearts” in the end of the description. AND, this is the part seemingly ignored: YOU ONLY NEED ONE INGREDIENT, that’s it.
Every ingredient that maxes out (that gives you additional temporary yellow ones after the permanent red ones) your hearts, replenishes those before the yellow ones. You don’t need to add enough items in the meal to get the max and go beyond it, you go beyond it with the first item you, since it’s not a timed boost either, you don’t need any other ingredient. Adding a second item will increase the number of yellow hearts, but I wouldn’t (and I don’t) do that because it would only add two-to-four extra yellow hearts and ingredient, whereas if I use it alone it would add that same number of yellow hearts plus all the red ones leading up to them.
I would love if somebody had clarified this sooner, or clarifies it now in some popular Zelda mm..whatever but as I said, the game is so old that bringing it up myself would be like opening an old thread or whatever.
There’s another important characteristic of health augmenters that makes this I think the smarter way of cooking which is that the additional health is overwritten by another meal with the same effect. It doesn’t add up. Meaning if you have only one row of hearts and you cooked a meal with IDK, 4 spiky yellow fruits for another row? Each spiky yellow thingy give you 4 yellows I think, and I think each row is 15 hearts.
So if you cook 4 in a meal and eat it about to die you get close to 30 hearts. If you accidentally eat another heartboost meal because you’d likely be in a rush when doing this, you immediately lose most of the second row. If you had cooked them separately though and eaten them about to die, insteald of 30-ish hearts, they’d total 75 if you can manage to eat each yellow thingy with a quarter heart left. i.e.
( 14.75 + 4 ) 4 = 75
where
( replenished + additional ) yellowthingy = total heart yield
Whereas all in one meal
14.75 + ( 4 × 4 ) = 30.75
where
replenished + ( additional × yellowthingy ) = total heart yield
The same goes for stamina, replenishers are good if you have no augmenters, otherwise like regular food, they’re just wasting food space, because as it turns out the lunch box’s space (or however she carries here meals and duct tape) isn’t infinite.
And there it is, my first unsolicited advice on something I don’t really care that much about, or even am good at, but fuck it, it’s Friday.
It must be somewhere, right?? That’s how it works, when you don’t have the right day you just call another country;
Allô France? Ça va salope ! Écoute, putain; n’auras tuuu.. ben.. un vendredi que je puisse utiliser, s’il te plaît? Merci mon coeur, t’es la meilleure, très masculin, grrr ! Je vais te sucer ça délicieuse bite grosse que t’en as à la prochaine ! D’accord, alors, ben— à plus, mon petit cul TBM, j’t’aime !
If you haven’t played the game, you should give it a go if you own a Switch (not Switch 2, that thing will never belong to you.)
The game is currently free, if you get from unofficial channels, such as pirated. Don’t worry, Nintendo is okay with it, they accounted for the freebies in the otherwise-raised-simply-because-they-could-price of the official copies. It’s the only logical explanation, and they wouldn’t simply just raise the price because they can, as Nintendo of America’s CEO said, he was probably joking because Nintendo is not evil like that (except only in most and sometimes all of its commercial practices), so the only other meaning that might have is that he’s practically begging you to download it elsewhere.