Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Listen to your cousin
telling you he has dick too
I know that you’d rather have some pussy
and no dick at all
Boy, you should try sitting on that
Happy holidays! xx*, The Sensei

It’s the Hanukkah season !
…or was it Heineken?
Hmm… who cares, point is, shit’s closed.
Cum back later, and don’t hesitate to send me the vid,
it’s the best fanmail, anyone can get.

*: in ass & dick, i.e; a rimming and slurpy