Donations
What’s this you’re “feeling grateful” we hear? Are you in a charitable mood?
It’s your lucky day. We’re thrilled to announce we’ve set up a donation system for those who want us help “keep the lights on” as they say. For the time being we only accept just the one currency, luckily is the number one currency in the world, the…
We humbly accept all of your dickpic donations over IM, email, in person malebox deposit is fine as well. That is not a typo, by the way.
If you stick to digital, we do kindly ask you before using the system, make sure to unfold the “bill” “Bill” to extend it fully so it can be correctly recognized by the machine, pulling on it a little might help; and then you can send your warmly hard felt contribution to any email address you find on these sites1*.
Tax Deductions & Fraud Prevention
While it is possible to deduct some thing from your kind, donations; taxes aren’t covered. Additionally, we take fraud very seriously so it’s in the realm of possibility that we may have to set up a video call for verify you indeed have ehm— assets available and for other multifäcktor authentication purposes.
Please, if for this reason, spam our male boxes.
Parcels
As we touched earlier, If conditions are appropriate, we might even schedule for a visit so you can personally deliver your huge package in the male box. You might find it to be a tight fit so you may find to ram your package into the male box. We apologize for any inconvenience. Regardless, we’ll be more than happy to make such accommodations, because who doesn’t love fan male, right?
Low on D?
If you can’t send us your hard grown um… money, we’re more than happy with silence or a thank you message. Whether be it short and succinct, long and rambly, it’s all good. If you need help with something and think we can assist you, just ask. Contact info is somewhat below. Need a site resource? It’s all CC BY-SA v4 International licensed, you can take it. Need the originals? Just say so. We’re here to help. All fonts are open source, images are original content whenever possible. Try some immediate delivery mechanism though, the comments are rarely checked because it’s mostly spam.
Services
Usually we host publicly accessible communications services like Matrix, XMPP and IRC, but currently those are down, they, along with SIP should be available soon though, check back later to see; you’re welcome to use them even if it’s not to contact us, and services like Matrix are completely respectful of privacy, your data is encrypted and you hold the key to it, server operators (the people) can only know about you if meet them in a chat room, same as every other user in the server or federation.
“Sound suspicious. What’s in it for you?”
Are you from the US?— JK. Nothing. To be honest, we gain nothing from offering free services. Quite the opposite, we have power and maintenance bills to think of. But those would be there regardless if we made services available to the public or not because we’d still run out own services. It’s the only way of keeping some privacy on the Internet these days. That’s why most of them are focused on privacy as well. Did you know, your laptop can serve a website… or ten, and easily handle 10000 visitors. A four-five year old iPhone could probably do it too, if there was a server for it. Now imagine the load a proper Exchange Server can handle which in turn requires Active Directory servers, plural. They’re called Domain Controller and there’s a minimum of 3 to meet best practices.
Point is, services require hardware minimums and those even at those minimums many of them are designed to server thousands of connections, they wouldn’t set minimum requirements to serve just the one client, would they. What wouldn’t be the point of that. It just makes sense to share the services it’s not just wasted energy. If there comes a time were the load is too much to handle, we’ll just stop providing some services or stop taking new accounts. That is another reason why we’d rather not have any of your data: we can’t make guarantees.
Contact
Have I offended you? Have I done something you like?
I hear people send dickpics when they get excited/like somebody and when they are angry at somebody. If I offended you, let me have it. How will I learn if you don’t send me your dickpick. On the other hand, if you want to send a token of appreciation, I’m but humble enough to receive your dickpick.
The comments section isn’t shown, but they are delivered to site admins regardless. Unless you need an answer, there’s really no need to confirm your comment (over an automated email that you’ll receive) we’ll get them anyway but marked as spam, which might take a while because of it. Email and IM are the fastest routes. On Telegram, look up the username the same as the site, minus the .com. Over email prepend to the site address either deliver or mail, followed by the @ symbol to form the email address. Sorry if it seems cryptic, but we don’t type them outright because of the bots.
Thank you for your support.
- With the exception of those that might have been accidentally given by other visitors in public forms, such as comment sections. ↩︎