Virtual Spirituality

SV is the ultimate place to find the sacred scriptures that will guide you on the daunting journey towards sheer nothingness.

Sensei Vita is the last1 in a long and rich lineage of sensei — Vita — has devoted their life2 to carry that legacy comma technology for millennia.

Vita senseis into a zen where it becomes possible to recover the knowledge from sacred scriptures passed down literally for millennial. You are welcome to become one of the sensei’s digital padawan, so once your master, you can get my master byte load right in the face plastered in your eyes from your screen directly rather than with the other padawan in the dojo.

All you need is a web browser,

As a master byter padawan you can harness all your new found power outlets and pass that spark for millennials to come.

Spiritually Virtual

Now, for the first little fine print…

Clearly this is all bullshit. I am not Japanese and know nothing about the Japanese-, sensei-, or zen cultures or about meditation. Which you’ll see a lot of on this site mixed and/or applied to Dragon Ball and Star Wars’ Jedi/The Force theme. And even on that front I don’t know that much either since I lost track after the prequel trilogy (or whatever it is the crap Disney put out). I can tell you that meditation apps are bullshit as notifications/gamification and mediation are natural enemies though.

While this is, or will be, mostly written in English, you’ll find articles in any of the other languages I barely speak (all from Latin, except for English of course), that’s mostly because it’s easier to write in which helps my dyslexia. That said, the fact that I understand the culture of some big ass English-speaking countries doesn’t mean that I follow it.

PC

That means, you’ll might see extremely PC-triggering words in here, nationality stereotypes, racial stereotypes, words such as nigga, Asian, firecrotch, etc. None of these are meant as insults or are derogatory where I live, or by me. They’re more like friendly teasing at worse and it’s considered to have been embraced within a group of peers when the formal pronouns stopped, much like in French. More than anything it’s just the naming of a person’s trait, it’s no more offensive than “you with the green polo”.

N

Now, regarding the first word, the so-called N-word. Thanks to Hollywood and a little lost-in-translationess, “nigga” — here — means “badass”. It’s always fun to watch perplexed US tourists witnessing some white-on-white N words, as they’d put it. Even among English speaking nationals it is a compliment regardless if they know better whether to use it outside the country. It is only a slur for those that have lived for an extended period of time in the US.

As for other words and/or insults, it’s completely normal to be called out from across a busy six-, eight-lane avenue exactly by your current physical appearance, be it skin color, weight, height, fucked up hairdo, anything else that flies completely in the face of PC, and the person doing that will be doing it almost invariably because they’re happy to see you. Of course there are times an insult will be an insult, whether you let haunt you or you use it to grow strong from it, is up to you, and not the point.

If you are a political correctness advocate and you can’t understand that… Oh! You must be so conflicted! I’m sure you know that the PC thing to do is allow others to express their point of view as long as they’re not harming, or mean no harm to others, right?

Or that it is the PC thing to do regardless of how fucking infuriating it must be that I dismiss the stupid attention-seeking-like pettiness most of it is. Right? Tell you what, I’m going to put a comment box so you can unload on it. I’m not going to read it, nor it’s going to be published, but I don’t know, it may help you work through some stuff, again, I don’t know— I’m not a therapist.

I do mean it, if you’re overly sensitive to words, easily-triggered, or are the person that isn’t from X (e.g; the US) but is X% Irish, Y% Mesopotamian and Z% Jeep Grand Cherokee or some other 23andme shit I promise you you will find a lot of what’s on this site “incendiary”. If you go into a tailspin because of white guilt, stay off. If you are a black person and you’re offended because I want to touch your hair, stay off — there are no black people where I live so it’s only natural to want to know what’s all the commotion about. Plus, we’re nosy and generally very “improper” [as fuck] Remember the yelling across the street example? That’s not a plausible scenario, that’s common practice. And if you are not black but you’re are going through on a Kardashian phase; back off, I want to lick the black ones first. Which is a sentence that (1.) illustrates a thing that might be triggering to people (including the objectified black ones) and (2.) that reflects my true feelings, since they’re so fucking hot, and yes, I’m generalizing. I’m sorry lighter-skinned friends, we have to live at the fucking gym and dip our faces on moisturizers for life to achieve the same results. On the other hand, some of us as such whores that will do anybody. I mean, I’m not saying I am one of those, but I’m not opposed to the notion either. Wink3 or you know… Wink.

Sitenote: I think white Nazis secretly know this and that’s why they’re always so enraged. Or it might be just lust that unlike yours truly they can’t publicly acknowledge— ’cause all you need is type a few words in one of those less PG tube sites to watch them in 4K how they succumb to those dark desires.

There also might be some light swearing in these pages, and some general um… not disrespect but rather lack of acknowledgement of organized religion.

I went to Christian/Catholic private school from elementary to high school. That’s normal where I live. In these schools, called colegios, a literal nun or father/priest-in-training gave a period every day. Not another teacher has a period all five days of the school week. If a teacher couldn’t make it, you’d get an extra period a week of nun because they have plenty of stand-by nuns ready for action since they can literally take them from any of the all-in-robes staff except for janitors with whom students form friendships as they are the other normal persons in the school grounds. I understand a thing or two about religion and religious people, and I respect religious people’s beliefs within “reason”, but not religion. Not respecting it doesn’t mean I go out of my way to oppose it either. I don’t care enough for that.

If you read the word “god” in this site, it’s just an expression. You might be able to tell if you’re not already going into a blind rage by the fact that I never capitalize that word.

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If you believe on any deity, be my guest. But I draw the line when it starts to interfere on how we interact and what we deem acceptable social conduct. In short, if there are “consequences” by behavior you deem ungodly or whatever, let me face them. It’s not your place to be that executor, it would be blasphemy for you to take God’s place, right?. If you truly are sure of your beliefs, you must be sure I will have it coming and you must be sure you are not God.

I just pray hope that with or without a god you are still able to know good from evil, or ethical and unethical in secular terms, because god has been, and is used often used as a permission structure to behave in the most horrific ways.

A little legalese / Disclaimer

Any advice given on this site should not be considered serious but merely a joke. If you fail and misinterpret it as serious and destroy property, data or get into your own legal issues, that’s completely on you. We — anybody writing for the site — accept no responsibility on that. While it will never be the intention to actually misguide anybody, y’know… read the room. Part of the joke is the seriousness or otherwise ridiculous statements, use common sense.

  1. and yet also pioneeringly first ↩︎
  2. devoted is such a heavy word, it implies responsibility. Thus, the decision was made to change OTA upgrade its meaning to something more along the lines of “sometimes when it feels like it would be a good time* to do it but with no real sense of urgency”. ↩︎
  3. Not a description of anything but part of the sentence. i.e. said out loud. ↩︎